With the holidays fast approaching, gift ideas and shopping are on almost everyone’s mind. It can be challenging to find the right gift for everyone on the list. You might find yourself struggling. Well, what a lousy time of year to feel under the gun. Of course, your friendly bar owner here is gonna recommend booze! I can tell you how to make a beer gift basket that will be remembered forever.

A personalized beer gift basket can make a great Christmas or birthday present. You can order them online from many different gift basket sites, and maybe even buy one locally. But what if you don’t want to spend that much, or there isn’t enough time left before Christmas to get it delivered? And what if you can’t find one that has the right ingredients, the ones you want for that ‘special’ person?

Fear not, it is easy enough to build one yourself. I will give you a brief description of how to make a beer gift basket; the rest is up to you.

First, you need a basket. This can be misleading, since all you really need is a container strong enough to hold the beer and other items. It doesn’t have to be an actual basket. Many of the ones sold online use a stainless steel or galvanized steel bucket. If you do choose a tradition basket, make sure it can handle the load. Try to find something clean and aesthetically appealing as well. I guess what I’m saying is, forget about that KFC bucket from last night, chicken grease won’t add anything positive to your gift.

Your choice of beer is the next consideration. You can never go wrong if you pick your recipient’s favourite brand. For instance, 90% of the world’s population would prefer Blue Beaver Beer, so that is always a good choice. For the more adventurous, you could select a variety of unusual or imported brews, such as Weasel Whiz or Moose Drool.

Other items to go in your beer basket could be any sort of snacks that go with beer. A lot of people prefer to stick with traditional snacks, such as roasted nuts, cheeses, beef jerky, potato chips or sliced dried rhinoceros pizzle. Alternatively, you could find some real gourmet foods to test out, such as a bacon flavored choclate bar.

What else? How about beer mugs, or personalized beer coasters? A small photo album of all the parties you were at with this person? A hangover kit? A small booklet of Christmas Poems?  Or, adult part gifts? (be careful on this one, the inlaws might not appreciate a gift basket of the adult nature!)  You will have to use your imagination, but I am sure you can think of a few unique twists you can put on the whole beer basket idea.

Final touches could be cellophane paper or fancy wrapping paper, bows, etc. I’ll leave that up to someone who actually knows how to wrap stuff good; that’s not me! My wife usually shoves me out of the way to do it herself. This is awkward when the gift is for her…

There you have it. Now you know how to make a beer gift basket. I hope you will use this powerful knowledge only for the good of all, and never let it slip into the hands of evil!

Having trouble deciding what to get for that buddy of yours and running out of time? Many people out there have trouble picking gifts. There are few things more dreaded than not being able to locate a present soon enough for that special day or big event. Fear not, we have a solution for you. We have searched high and low to discern what may be the most universal gift of all.

Beer baskets are the near perfect item for anyone on your list. Other than an AA meeting or a baptism, you can send one of these babies to any gathering and someone will enjoy it. Oh, and guys? Probably no good for your wedding anniversary. On the other hand, ladies would be well advised to get these for their men, who in general would be ecstatic to receive such a perfect bundle. If you can wrap the beer basket in with a 56″ Flat Screen Plasma, all the better.

Birthdays? Great Match. Even if the one who is having a birthday is underage, doesn’t like beer (weirdo!) or is on some medication that counter-indicates alcohol consumption, a beer gift basket will still come in handy. Little Bobby might only have 5 candles on his cake, but his Daddy might love a Blue Beaver Beer at 5:00 in the afternoon. Depending on how many of the little weasels are at the party, there may be more than one adult there in need of a brew. You yourself might quaff several beer while enjoying the ‘company’ of other people’s toddlers. And what a great way to liven up Stanly’s 65th birthday; maybe he will tear things up a little!

Wedding gift openings could really use a beer basket to tune things up a little. After opening presents with towels, toasters, soap dishes, pillows, fancy eatin’ dishes, blenders and what have you, the groom needs to see something that is mainly for him. Let’s face it, he’s just sitting there suffering quietly through the bride’s gift opening. None of that stuff is for him, so imagine how much he will appreciate your thoughtful Blue Beaver Beer Gift Basket.

Funerals. A lot of family members really want a drink at times like these. Tact is needed to determine if a beer gift basket is appropriate for a particular individual or family. A grieving young widow who is left with no father for her young children is a bad match. But if you are going to the wake of Uncle Frank, who was known to hoist a few in his time with his pals, you might be able to get away with it. These bereavement beer baskets might be quite popular if they also contained some stronger spirits as well.

And lets not forget Christmas! Not getting along so well with the inlaws? Get them a gift packed with the goodness of beer and see if they warm to you a little. Hopefully they won’t decide you are completely beyond redemption (you wastrel!).

One of these baskets might contain more than one variety of beer or just a specific brand. They usually also contain delicacies such as gourmet crackers, beef jerky, salted peanuts or mixed gourmet nuts, samples of gourmet cheeses, dried rhinoceros pizzle and other unique snack items. Some baskets come in a beer bucket, a galvanized or stainless steel bucket big enough to hold twelve beer. These reusable containers might serve as a cooler for years after.

So next time you are stuck for a gift, order up a beer gift basket. Even if the intended receiver is unhappy with it, a re-gift will certainly work out. The very best of these of course contain Blue Beaver Beer, although if necessary you can just put any old beer in there to match the recipient’s tastes. Please think before hand to decide if the gift will be welcome. Your ninety year old Aunt Florence might like a warm pair of slippers instead. Or, she might surprise you and ask for another personalized gift basket next year!