Well it seems like the Lady Gaga juggernaut is still steamrolling its way through our culture, but it still makes me wonder, who is Ledy Gaga? Why are these individuals looking for Ledy Gaga ending up at the Redneck Bar and Grill?
Every day, searchers come to our humble site in search of Ledy Gaga. They find Ernie’s thought provoking post about the popular artist, Lady Gaga. He discussed her outlandish videos, her songs, the choreography, and of course his own reactions to these videos. But somehow I don’t think these searchers would be happy with what they found. After all, they were looking for Ledy Gaga, not Lady Gaga. And again, who is Ledy Gaga? Does she sing “Jest Dence”, “Allandandejero”, and “Puker Face”?
It is possible, I suppose, that these poor lost internet challenged souls simply typed ‘Lady’ incorrectly. Or it could be that searchers using another language than English are responsible for these results. Or it could be that there is another famous personage out there, Ledy Gaga. My own quick search, using the phrase “who is Ledy Gaga”, yielded mostly Lady Gaga results. But that doesn’t mean she isn’t out there. After all, every day someone types ‘Ledy Gaga’ into a search engine and ends up at the Redneck Bar and Grill. It just doesn’t make any sense. What do us Alberta beer drinkers have to do with it?
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So; how about that Lady Gaga? Isn’t she…something? To be honest I’m really not sure what to make of her. Her videos are just so elaborate and bizarre; whenever one comes on t.v. I can’t change the channel, I have to watch. The really strange thing, though, is that I can’t figure out if I like her music or not. I never hear her on the radio stations that I listen to; only when I see the videos which never fail to capture my complete attention. “Telephone” featuring Beyonce and “Bad Romance” are especially description defying.
Her newest one, “Alejandro” is a little bit more…less out there; but only by comparison. It still features some crazy costumes, like for instance a machine gun bra (come to think of it “Bad Romance” has her wearing some sort of a sparkler bra that sets fire to a bed and the guy laying on it; maybe the lesson here is: keep your hands off of Gaga’s ta-tas). For some reason, “Alejandro” reminds me of Madonna’s “Like A Prayer”. I think it’s partly the sacrilegious imagery and partly the overall sound of the song (which I am just beginning to notice after about a dozen viewings).
Regular viewers of Much Music’s Video On Trial will know that Lady Gaga is a “repeat offender”. I believe that every one of her videos been “brought to justice” at one time or another. The jurors comments are usually very crass, but still funny and even kind of accurate. One thing they’ve pointed out, that I’ve also noticed, is Gaga’s changing appearance. Sometimes she looks like a very attractive young lady and other times she looks more like John Leguizamo in drag. In “Bad Romance” she has at least three different faces. There have also been rumours about her being a trans-sexual; I don’t believe it though. She dances around in just her bra and panties in every one of her videos. I’ve examined these scenes very closely (just so that I could write an educated piece) and I certainly have never seen any sort of…evidence which would support that theory and lead me to become confused and question my own sexuality (like what happened when I watched “The Crying Game”).
So, Lady Gaga, your videos are like a proverbial train wreck; I just can’t look away.
Say, something just occurred to me. What if Lady Gaga and Marilyn Manson did a video together? What would that look like?
I saw an article in the paper the other day that caught my eye (and you know how painful that can be). LaToya Jackson is saying she believes that her brother was murdered by a group of conspirators who are trying to get hold of his fortune. She went on to say that she knows who is responsible and is determined to bring them to justice.
I guess now that Michael is gone, LaToya wants to be the wacko one in the family. I’ve heard reports that Michael didn’t have any money due to the various lawsuits against him. Supposedly, that was the reason behind his fifty concert dates in London. He was attempting to earn enough money to pay off all his debts.
As long as we’re making up crazy theories; allow me to present a more plausible one. If any celebrity was murdered by a group of conspirators for his money; I would think it would be Ed McMahon. Some people wanted to get their hands on his Publishers Clearing House millions. They whacked him, made it look like natural causes and then they must have worked out some way to get the money. I don’t really know all the details, I am hesitant to name anyone who is involved and I certainly don’t have any proof; but that’s the great thing about conspiracy theories. A person just has to say that they believe that there was a conspiracy and then challenge everyone else to disprove it. If someone says, “An autopsy confirmed that it was natural causes.”, you can just respond by saying, “That’s what they want you to think.” Who can possibly argue with that rock-solid logic.
But then again, maybe it wasn’t a group of people. Maybe it was a lone gunman. One person who finally grew tired of hearing about how he “might already be a winner” but never actually won anything. He just snapped and went after McMahon, causing a series of injuries over a number of years; the cumulative effect of which eventually resulted in his death.