Everyone has witnessed the extraordinary fighting prowess of our Bar-room Brawl Tag Team Champions, Gerri and Tammy, “The Mean Mother Scrappers“. They have been absolutely dominant and remain undefeated since their very first fight back in December. They are so intimidating that few people will even step up and challenge them.
Now at long last someone […]
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A Brand New Champion
May 5th, 2008 · 4 Comments
The Ninja and The Blogger
April 29th, 2008 · 3 Comments
So, I sat down at my computer the other day; about to write the greatest post of my entire career as a blogger (at least in my head it was). All of a sudden I heard a faint rustling behind me. I turned around and what should my astonished eyes behold:
That’s right a genuine, certified […]
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A Warning To All Men
January 13th, 2008 · 4 Comments
My friend Sandi recently forwarded the following police bulletin to me. Apparently it came from a friend of a friend of an R.C.M.P. officer. It is a warning regarding a problem that is occurring with increasing frequency. I felt obligated to pass this alert on to all of our patrons.
Police are warning all men who […]
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Red Deer Scientist Makes Cancer Breakthrough
December 13th, 2007 · 4 Comments
Recently, a Red Deer scientist, Dr. Bernie Wedgeman, made a stunning breakthrough in his cancer research. He has determined that being alive causes cancer. It took years of testing to come to this conclusion. Dr. Wedgeman shared some details regarding his experiments.
He started with a theory that no un-living creature has ever been diagnosed with […]
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Monday Night Brawl For Y’All
December 3rd, 2007 · 12 Comments
Earlier tonight (or last night if you’re reading this tomorrow) we hosted our very first bar-room brawl here at The Redneck. Seeing as it was Gerri’s idea, and since she brought her friend Tammy and her trusty-rusty knife, Tim and I felt obliged to give the two of them a couple of Blue Beavers on […]
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Kicking Cute Little Cats
March 3rd, 2007 · No Comments
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