…then, according to Jeff Foxworthy, you might be a Redneck. However, what if your lawn furniture used to be part of your van? What does that make you? And what if you dismantle your washing machine with a shovel? What does that say about you? (Incidentally the ultimate goal of that was to make a
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So there you have it. Next time you need a smork, you gotta go outside. It used to be you could smork anywhere, but now all these goody two shoes, non-smorkers are crimping your style. What is this country coming to? You can buy a pack of smorks anywhere, but they make you feel like
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Warning: Explicit pictures of cougars. Anyone who is too young to be looking at such things should navigate away immediately (yeah, right; like that’s going to happen). I started thinking about how popular our wet beaver photos are, and I figured there’s lot’s of men (and some women) out there who I’m certain would like
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Take a look at this picture. Can you spot the mistake this redneck guy is making while fixing his truck? For now we will forget about the mistake he made picking trucks. That green is absolutely horrid, but not unsafe unless it makes other motorists throw up and crash. If you guessed that his welding
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