Redneck Bar & Grill

Well, at least, it was on Tuesday; which was when I planned to post this.  The thing is I started drinking Blue Beavers just after arriving at Sebekia on Friday afternoon, and I didn’t stop until the wee hours of Wednesday morning.  I remember there were some people, and then there was some loud explosions […]

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Seeing as Mother’s Day is practically upon us, it’s seems only fitting that we rasie a Blue Beaver and drink a toast to those who brought us all into this world (apart from us clones who were grown in large glass cylinders in labs, that is).

Usually I concern myself with only my own mother (that’s […]

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As all Canadians know, May 1 is National Beaver Appreciation Day. It is always an action packed outdoor extravaganza. Every store shuts its doors, all the businesses let their employees go home early, and children get the day off from school. If you are one of those unlucky Canadians on foreign soil today, I hope […]

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It’s finally here! I’ve been counting down for the past 1460 days. For a while I thought it would never arrive; but at long last it’s Leap Day! I am so excited, and I just can’t hide it. I’m going to spend the whole day leaping […]

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Well folks, the most romantic day of the year is almost upon us.  No I’m not talking about Mexican Constitution Day or New Zealand’s Waitangi Day.  I am, of course, referring  to Groundhog Day. That’s right it’s that special time of year when women all over North America wake up in the morning (or mid-afternoon, […]

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Well, we’ve mostly recovered from that Bash in the Skull we had on Monday night at The Redneck. There’s no better way to ring in the new year than a massive head trauma. It was a wild night. We came pretty close to running out of Blue Beaver Beer; towards the end of the night […]

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A lot of you have been wondering what’s going on down at The Redneck on New Year’s Eve. Well, I going to tell you right now.
It’s our first annual New Year’s Eve Bash in the Skull. As I mentioned a couple of days ago, we’ll be having a bar-room brawl tournament. It will actually begin […]

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The Redneck has been shut down for a couple of days so that staff and management could enjoy the “holiday season” with our loved ones.  I just had to stop by tonight to grab some more Blue Beaver; I was starting to run low at home. 
I should like to take a moment to wish all […]

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You have just been touched by the special Christmas Snowflake. The snowflake will settle on your forehead, melt and then be absorbed into you. It will fill your spirit with a very special warming chill. This warming chill will provide you with an overabundance of special good cheer and feelings of happiness like the kind […]

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What meme would be complete without everybody’s 2 cents worth? Canuckle Head might get more than he bargained for! I don’t have the fortitute to answer ‘em all right now, so here’s my few. And no, I’m not going to pass this on. If you want, you can grab it and go. Ernie has the […]

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