Redneck Bar & Grill

It seems, these days, that almost every show you watch on t.v. (or the ones I watch at any rate) have a disclaimer at the beginning as well as after every commercial break.  You know the one that I mean, “This program contains scenes of violence and/or coarse language that may be unsuitable to some […]

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Since I found out we were submitted for review at http://iwillfuckingtearyouapart.blogspot.com/ a day or so ago, I was a little apprehensive. Turns out the review was scathing on some points. I guess I never knew, Canadians just aren’t funny! I can now join the ranks non funny, short bus Canadians everywhere. With names […]

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It seems like some mornings I can see poetry everywhere. Why, even the spam is written with a haunting rhythm occasionally. If you take the porn and viagra links out of course. Here is a chunk from today:
microfilaria hurled thenabouts quint
verticalness esoterics priceite
momentaneous
That’s pretty enough to almost make you cry. How about this […]

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I was reading an interesting article the other day about how these scientifical-type people have been studying appetite and hunger.  They have discovered that there are two types of hunger, brain and stomach.  And of course when you diet, you are attacked by both types.

Now; while this study is rather interesting, I am outraged by […]

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Well, I can only assume it was some little pissant. Perhaps he was out with his ne’er-do-well friends just looking for trouble. They came across a car sitting there minding it’s own business and they decided they would bash in a window. If only a car could walk up could walk up […]

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So, last night Alberta had a big provincial election.  As I write this I don’t know who won.  And I don’t really care.  Hell, I’m not entirely certain who was running.  I think that Stelmach guy was one of them.  Ralph Klein probably wasn’t.  All I really know is that not one of these Janus-Faced […]

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I happened to notice something today. I was nothing new, however it occurred to me I ought to put it out here and see what everyone else thought about it.
I stopped by the grocery store to pick up a few things. When I got to the checkout I presented my membership card (which gave me […]

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I know that right now, there are those among you thousands of eager readers that are deeply concerned for us. You might be asking yourself, ” Why did these two nice boys label themselves Rednecks? I simply detest redneckish behavior. Do they really want to marry their cousin and live in a house trailer, eating […]

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