There was a boy named Andrew who lived in a Calgary suburb with parents who worked long hours and didn’t have enough time to spend with him. He spent most of his time playing violent video games and watching gory movies, to the point that his parents started worrying that he was going a little
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This new tasty treat will save swallows everywhere. I know we will all want to go out and find a big ‘ole honkin’ armload of these like tomorrow! If you are buying these, make sure you only buy the vegetarian variety, which contains no actual swallow parts. No longer will swallows need be castrated and
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One night an RCMP officer waited a little ways away from the parking lot of the Redneck Bar and Grill to see if anyone was going to try driving home after tanking up on Blue Beaver Beer. For the longest time, only a few regulars went into the joint but no one came out at
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Boy do we love comments. We read ‘em all. Unfortunately, the spam comments outweigh the real comments by a huge margin. We’re talkin’, 3900 real approved comments, for 62,000 spam comments we flushed down the drain. I decided to up the ante a little. Threw down the gauntlet. Made a stand. Bit the hand that
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