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haha I appreciate that you don’t apologize for offending people, and the best way to soothe your readers is with virtual gifts of course. Smart!
Haha this is great. A good way of telling someone if they dont have a sense of humor then dont bother =)
I like the way you’ve done this. I am shamelessly sweeping the net looking for a good template for this kind of page for a site I’m hoping to build when I get round to it and they’re all pretty standard but I like the humour in this one.
Makes a refreshing change to see someone with a sense of humor, people are so bloody serious these days.