Virtual Beer Basket

Update:

This is a legacy page from my original humour blog. I didn’t have the heart to delete it just yet, no idea if this code still works but you’re welcome to give it a try ^_^

Would you like to give someone the gift of virtual beer and fantastic online snacks? If you have a blog or website that you can put this code on or if you can use this code snippet in your emails, then you can give virtual online beer baskets away for free! (these are imaginary online constructs. Please read our disclaimer )

Just make a post addressed to your victim, I mean, the person you would like to bless with this awesome assembly of gourmet snacks and world class beer. Then add this code and publish it. That’s it!

We plan on giving away lots of these ourselves, and don’t worry, we won’t run out of virtual Blue Beaver Beer anytime soon. I have a whole crew ready to work on these at a moment’s notice.

Each one of these fantastic baskets is sealed with genuine Saskatchewan sealskin bindings, and will contain the following:

  • 12 (one dozen) bottles of Blue Beaver Beer
  • genuine imported Ram’s Bladder Cup garnished with lark’s vomit
  • Mo’s Bacon Chocolate Bar.
  • twinkie wiener sandwich
  • Pickled Prairie Oysters
  • Sliced dried rhinoceros pizzle
  • genuine Southern three fried beans
  • Chocolate covered Caribou poops

Code:

<a href="http://redneckbarandgrill.com/send-a-virtual-beer-basket/"><img src="http://redneckbarandgrill.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/blue-beaver-beer-basket.jpg" id="Beer Gift Basket" style="border: 1px solid #000000; margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer" border="0" /></a>

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