So, lately I’ve been wonder exactly what the average lay-person can do to generate web traffic either for their own site or for someone else’s. Well, first of all you need to ensure that the web is strong and large enough to support increased traffic. Then select a browser that has all of the features that you think you might require. Then decide exactly what kind of traffic you want to generate on the web. Now there is an old song about how a whole herd of elephants went out to play on the web one day. However, I feel this might be just slightly exaggerated. They are very few webs that could support the traffic of more than two or at most three juvenile elephants. Your best bet is really spiders and/or spider-like creatures.
It is quite a complicated process to just naturally attract more spiders to one web, you’re better off to go out and collect them from their own webs and then put them on your site. Although it may be tempting to try and attract flies, this is not really a good idea. They will simply get stuck and then you web traffic won’t be able to get around and the whole system will just basically crash.
Often times people will try to use a magnifying glass as a browser for their webs. Unfortunately, they usually realize too late that they neglected to factor in the the angle of the sun’s rays going through the lens and the end result is a fire wall. The other main problem with increased web traffic is the increased possibility of viral infection. The web itself can’t get a virus but your spiders just might. You will definitely want to invest in some manner or anti-virus. On the other hand, sometimes it is beneficial to get your web-site to go viral; that way it can spread (in a good way) to a vast number of other web-sites around the world.
As for what types of spiders are you want on your web, there are a wide variety to choose from. The wolf spider may be one of your best choices because it will go out and hunt. That way it will help bring traffic back to your web. The recluse isn’t very exciting, it will just stay in it’s house and not walk around on the web very much. The black widow may help to attract single men to your web-site, but the drawback is that she doesn’t support repeat customers. Many times it is just best to experiment with different spiders or even other creatures just to see what generates the most traffic. One thing to keep in mind, though is that spiders have multiple babies at one time, so you might want to purchase a few double jogging strollers so that they can get out on the web with the children and get some exercise.