Lately, though, I have started to notice a new and equally annoying suffix that is taking over our society. I am speaking of, “-icious”. As in Beyonce’s “Booty-licious” and then Fergie’s, “Fergi-licious” and now that new reality show, “Girl-icious”. Now there may be one or two occasions when such a thing is appropriate; for example, I work with a young lady by the name of Barb and I have heard other co-workers call her Barb-ilicious; that being a play on the phrase coined by Wayne and Garth, “magically babe-ilicious.” Also one could justifiably say, “Those deli-style sandwiches they serve at the Redneck are deli-icious.”

Maybe I should start a new craze; I’ll take the, “agious” from the word, “contagious” and use it to show how odd things are spreading from person to person and infecting our brains. “Those words are sufix-agious.” “Blue Beaver is beer-agious.” “This blog is hilari-agious.” Everybody at home try it with me. “Text messaging is rotflol-agious.” I think we could really make this the next big thing.