One night an RCMP officer waited a little ways away from the parking lot of the Redneck Bar and Grill to see if anyone was going to try driving home after tanking up on Blue Beaver Beer. For the longest time, only a few regulars went into the joint but no one came out at all. Around the time that things should’ve been winding down, one cowboy type wobbled out and wandered around looking for his truck. After trying the keys in three he finally located a Dodge one ton dually and got in. The officer couldn’t believe how long it took the guy to get the truck fired up. One by one, all the other regulars of the Redneck Bar and Grill cleared out. The guy was the last one in the lot when he got his truck running and started down the dirt road.
The RCMP officer pulled him over, took his registration and insurance and gave him a breathalyzer. When the guy passed with no alcohol in his system, the officer asked him what the heck was up.
“I’m the designated decoy, “ the man admitted.