It seems, these days, that almost every show you watch on t.v. (or the ones I watch at any rate) have a disclaimer at the beginning as well as after every commercial break.  You know the one that I mean, “This program contains scenes of violence and/or coarse language that may be unsuitable to some viewers.  Viewer discretion is advised.”  Now, I won’t get into the violence part, that’s a whole different matter.  What I would like to address is the “unsuitable language”.

One of my favourite shows is Hell’s Kitchen.  If anyone else has seen this you know that Chef Gordon Ramsay is very fond of using the f-word.  This also occurs on a lot of the other  “Reality T.V.” out there.  However, here’s the funny thing.  It’s always bleeped out; the most you hear is “f” then “bleep“.  Therefore if you are hearing any offensive language it is in your head.

I think it’s time for the government to step and and censor our brains.  It worked on “South Park” when they put the V-chip in Cartman’s brain.  Surely it’s not that far fetched.  That way the government wouldn’t have to spend it time making up new legislation to “protect” us (i.e. Bill c-10).  They could just program the chips to make us do what they want.  They could use it for things other than censor-ship as well.  They could program the chips to make everyone stop smoking as well.  That would be pretty sweet.

money.JPGQuite often in movies/t.v. shows, characters will refer to money by naming the president who face appears on the particular bill. “I’ve got a couple of friends named Hamilton and Jackson who say I can get into this club”, or if it’s a comedy they might say “I have two friends named Washington and Jackson who say you can help us out.” There’s also that song by Sean “P. Diddy” Combs, It’s All About the Benjamins. Now for anyone (like me) who has to look that up on Wikipedia to get a translation, allow me to help. That would be US $10, $20, $1, $2, and $100, respectively.
Imagine, if you will, Canadians doing this. “I’ve got a couple of friends named Elizabeth and McDonald who say I can buy a quarter tank of gas” or for the comedy effect, “I’ve got a couple of friends named…the loon and…the bear…that say I can throw hard metal objects at a stripper.” Of course then the song would be, It’s all about the Bordens, which maybe doesn’t have quite the same ring to it. Once again I’m referring to the 10 and 20 dollar bills, then the 1 and 2 dollar coins that we have been cursed with are very proud of, and the $100 bill (which features the eighth Prime Minister of Canada, The Right Honourable, Sir Robert Laird Borden).