Take a look at this picture. Can you spot the mistake this redneck guy is making while fixing his truck? For now we will forget about the mistake he made picking trucks. That green is absolutely horrid, but not unsafe unless it makes other motorists throw up and crash.

If you guessed that his welding machine should have been a Miller, that’s not it. While I agree that Millers are good machines, you don’t have to have one for the work he is doing right now, and that one will make perfectly safe welds.

If you guessed personal protective equipment, that’s not it either. True, leather chaps and coveralls would give him more protection, and this is a source of frequent workplace injuries, but he really doesn’t need it to work on his own stuff.

All right, give up?  I’ll tell you what concerns me here. This dumba$$ is welding right beside the gas tank! He could blow himself up! I can’t believe you didn’t spot that.

Due to the outrageous popularity of  the previous entry, Brand New Beaver Shots, I thought I’d give all you internet searching pervs something new to stumble on. Actually, this beaver is in the process of being shaved, so it should be good for a little extra thrill.  Notice this isn’t a Majestic Blue Beaver. I think this particular animal is a common Hairy Brown Beaver.

Brand New Beaver Shots  still gets some Google hits. I hope everyone that finds it is happy with those shots of that sweaty beaver from the Forest of Ubangeme.

RT at Untwisted Vortex sent me this Housewife Shaving Beaver picture a while back. Not sure where he got it from originally.