Now what’s interesting is that everybody complains that gas stations all increase their prices just before the long week-end.  Ask any consumer and they will tell you it’s a huge conspiracy; but any oil company executive will tell you it’s just simply the law of supply and demand.  Regardless of the fact that these evil scum-dogs are always lying, I couldn’t help but notice that the gas price did not increase (at least around the parts) last week-end.  However, as I was driving home from work yesterday (Friday) I discovered that the price had risen by 4 cents per litre.

I thought that it was quite odd that the price would go up after the long week-end; but then I suddenly realized that Friday was Independence Day down south of the border.  Thus it is a long week-end for our American neighbours.  So in other words it is a huge conspiracy, it’s just that the evil American scum-dogs are in charge of it.

But I won’t hold that against all of the fine upstanding people down there who are also suffering from the effects of the aforementioned conspiracy.  I will raise a Blue Beaver Beer and salute you as you celebrate the anniversary of the day that Will Smith saved the country from the alien invaders who tried to destroy everything.  Have a great long week-end everyone.

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