Seeing as Mother’s Day is practically upon us, it’s seems only fitting that we rasie a Blue Beaver and drink a toast to those who brought us all into this world (apart from us clones who were grown in large glass cylinders in labs, that is).
Usually I concern myself with only my own mother (that’s her in the picture), however I have recently begun to think that maybe I should amend that point of view. After all, I have encountered a large number of mothers that I’d like to…get to know a little better. So to each and every mother out there, on your special day grab a Beaver and think upon this:
M – is for…well, mother, oviously
O – is for observing your children closely to ensure that they grow up happy and well adjusted
T – is for never tiring in your efforts to look after us
H – is for hiring the very best nanny that money can buy while you are being a career mom
E – is for your emotional stability
R - is for really loving us no matter what we do