If you think about it (but not too deeply) the combination of the abominable snowman and arctic wolf parts would provide the necessary anti-freeze abilities for the zombie part which would provide the extra level of unkillableness for the creature.  This zombie-snow-wolf-man would be capable of killing it’s way across the frozen tundra.  And how could anyone ever destroy it?  A silver bullet to the brain?  That might work for the zombie and werewolf parts, but what about the abominable snowman aspect of it? Does anyone know how to kill such a thing?  I guess it’s fortunate that the frozen tundra is sparsely populated.  But then again if that movie “The Day After Tomorrow” came true then the zombie-snow-wolf-man would be able to spread it’s reign of terror much further.  I shudder to think of it.

But you as bad as that monster would be, one could only hope that one never come face to face with a skajaquada.

Ernie once wrote about The ultimate monster, a werewolf/vampire/zombie hybrid. I gotta tell yah, this idea of a WereZombPire really freaks me out. Can you imagine a hairy monstrosity bending over to bite your neck, and one of his rotten fingers falls right off his paw into your face? Or would he be after your brains, and then change his mind and go for the neck? Can you stop howling at the moon and just kill me and get it over with, already! If you put too many undead superpowers in one critter, it just seems unmanageable. When he changes back from werewolf, is he still a VampZombie or is he human? Does he shuffle along, bumping into walls aimlessly, or is he a “fast” zombie? Can it go outside in the sunlight? And, is it into necrobestiality?

As Ernie pointed out, who would be capable of creating a monster like this?  The zombie part would be potentially useful in controlling your undead beastie, but what would be this evil genius’ overall goal? World domination? You would need an army of these things… Or do they infect victims with WVZ cell virus and you become a rotting hairy bloodsucker in short order? It would be a good idea to read up on the possibility of a zombie apocalypse just in case this kind of thing ever happens.

Then of course we get to the Evil Dead, and it turns out that the Evil Dead are Pretty Good Singers. We are both long time fans of this particular undead franchise. I mean, who wouldn’t love a guy who cuts off his own hand and attaches a mean ‘ole chainsaw to the stump, to fight demon infested zombies? With lines like “Wait. Its a trick. Get an axe!” you just can’t go wrong. While I never got to see the musical, Ernie gave it a great review. The evil dead are worse than a regular zombie. If a demon gets into you, you go bad. There doesn’t have to be a bite or wound, they just fly around trying to get you in their insubstantial form, until they do.

One thing I’ve always wondered is, how do zombies move around when its minus 30 C outside? Do they freeze solid and thaw out in the spring, or are they full of some sort of necro antifreeze? I’m betting that today in Alberta, all the zombies are frozen stiff and I can put my necro sledge away for a a bit.

Such a creature would be damn near utterly unstoppable. A silver bullet kills a werewolf, but doesn’t do anything to a zombie or a vampire. A vampire is killed by a wooden stake in the heart. Now, even if you could get close enough to a werewolf to stake it, it won’t be bothered at all by a little “splinter”. Nor would a zombie. A regular bullet in the brain of a zombie would stop it, but of course it would do nothing more than annoy a vampire or a werewolf.

However (you might say) chopping off the head has proven quite effective against both zombies and vampires and it would probably work on a werewolf as well. Well, that is a possibility (after all I don’t claim to know everything on the subject), however; if you watch the movie “The Monster Squad“, there is a scene in which they stuff a stick of dynamite in the waistband of a werewolf. He gets blown into several pieces and at first seems to be a goner, but after a minute he reintegrates and just looks extra mad at the inconvenience.

Therefore, I think the only thing that could kill this Ultra-Monster is a silver-coated, wooden bullet in the brain (and the heart, for good measure). But who would have the necessary skills to make something like that?

Hey, I just thought of something that totally blew my own mind. What if King Kong was attacked by a werewolf, a vampire and a zombie…?