You know, I got to thinking recently that’s it been ages since the last time I reviewed a Broadway Musical. I shall have to rectify that.

Okay, so I guess Evil Dead: The Musical hasn’t quite made it to the actual, real Broadway; but it’s probably just as well. Those “real theatre” going people wouldn’t even begin to understand a play with a Splatter Zone (where you are guaranteed to get soaked in blood).

The show was absolutely hilarious. The acting was superb and all the songs were excellent. The story itself was kind of a mash up of the first two Evil Dead movies and it included several of Ash’s best one-liners from Army of Darkness (I don’t think it would have been any good at all without, “This…is my boomstick!”) There were also a few subtle inside jokes; at one point Cheryl sit down to read and she holds up Bruce Campbell’s autobiography, later on just after Annie gets off the plane she mentions that the in-flight movie was Spiderman 3 and it “was really poorly directed”.

All of the actors were very talented but Tyler Rive (Ash) was really exceptional. He seemed to be channeling Bruce Campbell. As well, Rebecca Northan did a very good job of playing two very different characters (Shelly and Annie) and when she tore off her skirt, her…talent really showed.

The songs were quite funny and upbeat. My two favorites were “Look Who’s Evil Now” performed by Cheryl and Shelly after they became possessed by Candarian Demons, and “All the Men in My Life (Get Killed By Candarian Demons)” performed by Annie, Ash and Jake as she laments her fate.

If this show come to a city anywhere near you, I urge you to run (don’t walk) right out and go see it. You won’t want to fail to not miss this, I assure you. Now I just have to see “Spamalot” and “Too Much Coffee Man – The Opera”.

“Break their nose and they’ll just say sorry; now tell me what kind of freaks are that polite.” Weird Al Yankovic – Canadian Idiot

Well, I reckon I ought to add my two cents worth in regards to our review by Keywork over at Ask and Ye Shall Receive; especially considering I’m the one who asked for. And boy did I ever get it. I’m sorry you did not enjoy your visit to our establishment.

When I first submitted The Redneck for a look-see by those guys I kind of had a feeling that it might not be the most positive review ever (just judging by some of the others), but I guess deep down I was hoping I would be wrong and that they would say it was the greatest thing they had ever read and that they now had a new yardstick (or metre stick as we say up here) with which to measure all other blogs. I guess my first instinct was the correct one.

But it wasn’t all bad; Keywork starts out by saying, “Redneck Bar and Grill is not the worst blog I have ever read”. Then he goes on to say that he’s not being complimentary with that statement. However, just two posts under our review on his site is a review of another blog. He calls this one an “incoherent, slimy sac of anal seepage”. When you compare the two statements, I think we were complimented.

Now seeing as I’ve almost lost sleep over what he said about me being a “pretty good writer”, I feel I just have to defend myself. Keywork said, ” Never, ever, ever, ever, claim to be a ‘pretty good’ writer. Let someone else tell you that.” I’ll have you know that one time I asked my mom if she thought I was the greatest writer to ever walk the face of the Earth and she looked at me in the special way that moms do and said, “You’re a…pretty good writer, dear.” Plus, the Ninja that I wrote the story for told me, “thanks for the story Ernie! its amazing! haa”, and then she said, “…..didn’t you wet your pants at all this weekend?!” I’m not really sure what she meant by that; I have never soiled my pants in my entire life…well, except for that time I was cuddling the wet beaver on my lap, but that’s a different story.

Anywho, I would also like to point out that yesterday we received 45 views of The Redneck with iwillfrakingtearyouapart and keywork as the referrers in addition to all of our regualr patrons. It wasn’t all that long ago that 45 views would be our total one day traffic, yesterday it was around one-fifth. Some wise person once said, “Any publicity is good publicity.” So thank-you very much, Keywork, for the relatively kind words and all the attention. Anytime you want to come on down to The Redneck Bar & Grill and hang out for a while the Blue Beaver Beer will be on me.