Well, you can clearly see what I have been doing for the past several days. That’s right, I’ve been riding Tremors with an 11 year old girl (don’t worry, her mother [sitting right behind us] said I could). I wanted to perform an experiment. You see at first she was scared to ride the roller coaster, but after promising her all the cotton candy she could keep down she agreed to go on it.
After many rides she was finally able to calm down enough to quickly flash a thumbs up sign at the camera. At the same time I very carefully and deliberately posed in such a way that I looked terrified (even though I wasn’t). And thus, I was able to get the picture that I wanted.
And if that girl ever tells you that I was really scared or that I was screaming during the ride, don’t believe her; she’s a lying little weasel (I was yelling-there’s a difference; look it up in a dictionary).