If you are 12 years old and you have just eaten “the best meal EVER”, what are you going to do for the rest of your life?  After that every time you eat it just won’t ever be as good as that one time.  Maybe, if you’re really lucky, you might eventually forget that you have already eaten the best piece of chocolate cake EVER after a couple of decades.  If you’re not so lucky…  I think maybe the only way to combat this would be to raise your expectations to a really high level.  That way you could say you ate a pretty good piece of pizza last night, but not the best one EVER.  Just bear in mind that if you eat/do/say/have a relationship with the best thing EVER early in your life, then it’s all downhill from here.

Update from Tim: Great news! I just located the Best Way To Quit Smoking Ever!!  Now we can help all those twelve year olds that were seduced by the Popeye Candy Cigs and moved from that gateway candy to “hard” candy, the real smokes.