Well, it’s been a few weeks since I was last seen at The Redneck; and probably many of you have been wondering if I went on another pointless holiday sabbatical. I haven’t. Rather I simply decided to spend some time in my un-happy place. It’s a dreary place where the clouds cover the sun all the time. It snows every night, then melts every day around here.
Now, you must be wondering why who anyone choose to spend time there. Well, I’ll tell you why right now. You have to spend time in your un-happy place once in a while otherwise you won’t be able to properly appreciate you happy place.
It’s like that brilliant philosopher, Butthead, once said, “If nothing sucked and everything was cool all the time; it’s like, how would you know it’s cool. You have to have stuff that’s sucks in order to have stuff that’s cool.”
So now when I eventually make it back to my happy place the sun will be that much brighter and warmer. The air will smell that much more sweet as will the flowers. For now though, I have to make the transition through my neutral place. A place where everything is just kind of static. But I’m really hoping I can get a case of that Weasel Flu that’s going around because that would make my life exciting and send me to my sick place (which I can usually only get to by having impure thoughts about Miley Cyrus). Unfortunately the weasels that I hang out with are only afflicted with Acute Laziness Syndrome which I already have